Coolidors are for pu$$ies.

the jiggler · 11-16-2012, 09:30 PM

Now that I've got your attention... let's pretend you are private eye, Mike Hammer, Tracer Bullet, Thomas Magnum, Rockford, whatever resonates. Let's say times are tight, clients are few and far between. You've got a beat up 20 count humi sitting on your desk next to the coffee ringed blotter. You buy one box at a time, fill it up, empty it, repeat, because that is the kind of guy you are. Samplers, fivers, coolidors, tupperdors, all of them are for pussies. The sticks in this humi get you through the day and are are shared with clients, friends, lovers, competitors, whoever walks through the door. The two times you've gotten your picture in the paper you had one between your teeth. You've changed guns. Twice. But never changed cigars. It's your trademark.

What's in your box?

sikk50 · 11-16-2012, 09:33 PM

Hahaha, that was good!

Being a PI probably have a modest salary at best, I'd probably go with something from Padilla or Perdomo.

11-16-2012, 09:35 PM

LoL interesting way to start a thread...

For me, I'd have to say some Rocky Patel Honduran blend... Damn good sticks for an even better price... I'd pit them against an OWR-M any day of the week...

Zane · 11-16-2012, 09:44 PM

For me it's either Oliva V's or LP's of some kind.

iaMkcK · 11-16-2012, 09:48 PM

Box after box of My Father's Flor De Las Antillas. Maybe a little switch up every now and then with some Tatuaje's or some Drew Estates.. But my go to: FDLA.

Fordman4ever · 11-16-2012, 09:55 PM

Cain Daytona or Oliva O.

the jiggler · 11-16-2012, 09:56 PM

Come on you bunch of sissies. Pick. A. Cigar. One. For your trademark. If whoever walks through the door glances askew at it, you punch em in the balls and send them packing. If the heiress seduces you on the desk, you burn one together for dessert. One cigar. One vitola.

Fordman4ever · 11-16-2012, 10:00 PM

Cain Daytona #4

jjirons69 · 11-16-2012, 10:01 PM

PLPCs - cab at the time

jluck · 11-16-2012, 10:04 PM

La Gloria Cubana Rabito de Cochino

cmitch · 11-16-2012, 10:34 PM

Which humi? Small one has Liga Privadas and some varieties of sticks. Big one has LFD Double Ligeros, Work of Art maduros, Between the lines and some from another island. My trademark would have to be the T52 toro.

MrWolf55 · 11-16-2012, 10:36 PM

Well if I was Thomas Magnum it would be a stolen 'canary island' cigar from Higgins' desk

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To answer your question, Padron Londres in natural wrappers. Delicious cigar that can be enjoyed almost anytime of day, and a great value. Plus, anyone can enjoy one, cigar smoker or not - perfect for passing out. Cool topic btw.

Ashcan Bill · 11-16-2012, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the jiggler

What's in your box?

JLPs and 158 grain semi-wadcutters.

Porch Dweller · 11-16-2012, 10:41 PM

Well, let's see. I'm a private dick so I'm not rolling in dough. But I want a cigar that's got enough class so that when the marks come in the door they don't think "why is this guy smoking cat fur rolled in dried llama dung." But not so good that I mind if it gets squashed when I'm pistol-whipping the location of the contessa's emerald necklace out of the two-bit wannabe jewel thief that lifted it from her cabana after the cotillion. I'd go with an AF Hemingway.

Ranger_B · 11-16-2012, 11:30 PM

La Casita Criolla!

TJarv · 11-16-2012, 11:44 PM

JJ Maduro

iaMkcK · 11-16-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the jiggler

Come on you bunch of sissies. Pick. A. Cigar. One. For your trademark. If whoever walks through the door glances askew at it, you punch em in the balls and send them packing. If the heiress seduces you on the desk, you burn one together for dessert. One cigar. One vitola.

lol, I think I was pretty clear with my "Box after box of My Father's Flor De Las Antillas." :-p

LostAbbott · 11-17-2012, 12:32 AM

ERDM Choxi Supreme. Easy.

Catfish · 11-17-2012, 01:19 AM

Times being tight, clients few and far between... I'm going with a Don Lino Africa.

ziggy4112003 · 11-17-2012, 01:32 AM

Illusione epernay le ferme, a cigar that shows a connoisseurs palate, and is buttery enough to seduce any fem fatal or damsel in distress. **** the only way I smoke these is al natural; do not judge and do not try and tell me you smoke these clothed because I call bullshit right away on the that one. Issues what I have none, stop looking at me that way pffft

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11-16-2012, 09:30 PM	#1
the jiggler ¡taste my pirate paddy! Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Craig Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 917 Trading: (24)	Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Now that I've got your attention... let's pretend you are private eye, Mike Hammer, Tracer Bullet, Thomas Magnum, Rockford, whatever resonates. Let's say times are tight, clients are few and far between. You've got a beat up 20 count humi sitting on your desk next to the coffee ringed blotter. You buy one box at a time, fill it up, empty it, repeat, because that is the kind of guy you are. Samplers, fivers, coolidors, tupperdors, all of them are for pussies. The sticks in this humi get you through the day and are are shared with clients, friends, lovers, competitors, whoever walks through the door. The two times you've gotten your picture in the paper you had one between your teeth. You've changed guns. Twice. But never changed cigars. It's your trademark. What's in your box? __________________ Hecho exclusivamente para el jefe. Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

11-16-2012, 09:33 PM	#2
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Hahaha, that was good! Being a PI probably have a modest salary at best, I'd probably go with something from Padilla or Perdomo. __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

11-16-2012, 09:35 PM	#3
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. LoL interesting way to start a thread... For me, I'd have to say some Rocky Patel Honduran blend... Damn good sticks for an even better price... I'd pit them against an OWR-M any day of the week...

11-16-2012, 09:48 PM	#5
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Box after box of My Father's Flor De Las Antillas. Maybe a little switch up every now and then with some Tatuaje's or some Drew Estates.. But my go to: FDLA.

11-16-2012, 09:55 PM	#6
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Cain Daytona or Oliva O. __________________

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Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. For me it's either Oliva V's or LP's of some kind.

11-16-2012, 09:56 PM	#7
the jiggler ¡taste my pirate paddy! Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Craig Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 917 Trading: (24)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Come on you bunch of sissies. Pick. A. Cigar. One. For your trademark. If whoever walks through the door glances askew at it, you punch em in the balls and send them packing. If the heiress seduces you on the desk, you burn one together for dessert. One cigar. One vitola. __________________ Hecho exclusivamente para el jefe. Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

11-16-2012, 10:00 PM	#8
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Cain Daytona #4 __________________

11-16-2012, 10:01 PM	#9
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. PLPCs - cab at the time __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

11-16-2012, 10:04 PM	#10
jluck Way out there Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Jared Location: Oregon Posts: 1,289 Trading: (12)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. La Gloria Cubana Rabito de Cochino

11-16-2012, 10:34 PM	#11
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Which humi? Small one has Liga Privadas and some varieties of sticks. Big one has LFD Double Ligeros, Work of Art maduros, Between the lines and some from another island. My trademark would have to be the T52 toro. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-16-2012, 10:36 PM	#12
MrWolf55 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 112 Trading: (3)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Well if I was Thomas Magnum it would be a stolen 'canary island' cigar from Higgins' desk Uploaded with ImageShack.us One of the greatest shows ever written. To answer your question, Padron Londres in natural wrappers. Delicious cigar that can be enjoyed almost anytime of day, and a great value. Plus, anyone can enjoy one, cigar smoker or not - perfect for passing out. Cool topic btw.

11-16-2012, 10:41 PM	#14
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,402 Trading: (24)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Well, let's see. I'm a private dick so I'm not rolling in dough. But I want a cigar that's got enough class so that when the marks come in the door they don't think "why is this guy smoking cat fur rolled in dried llama dung." But not so good that I mind if it gets squashed when I'm pistol-whipping the location of the contessa's emerald necklace out of the two-bit wannabe jewel thief that lifted it from her cabana after the cotillion. I'd go with an AF Hemingway.

11-16-2012, 11:30 PM	#15
Ranger_B Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Frank Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,321 Trading: (31)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. La Casita Criolla! __________________ http://www.cigarrights.org/

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LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. ERDM Choxi Supreme. Easy. __________________ Damn I got a lot of smokes I need to try.

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Catfish ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ MO FUGGA! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: David Location: Lakeland, Fl. Posts: 1,707 Trading: (24)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Times being tight, clients few and far between... I'm going with a Don Lino Africa. __________________ 1: It's ALWAYS Loaded. 2: Do Not Point It At Something Unless You Mean To Destroy It. 3: On Target, On Trigger. Off Target, Off Trigger. 4: Be Sure Of Your Target And What's Behind It.Join The NRA

11-17-2012, 01:32 AM	#20
ziggy4112003 Sanity pffft boring Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Daniel Location: Lock Haven PA Posts: 49 Trading: (2)	Re: Coolidors are for pu$$ies. Illusione epernay le ferme, a cigar that shows a connoisseurs palate, and is buttery enough to seduce any fem fatal or damsel in distress. **** the only way I smoke these is al natural; do not judge and do not try and tell me you smoke these clothed because I call bullshit right away on the that one. Issues what I have none, stop looking at me that way pffft : Last edited by ziggy4112003; 11-17-2012 at 01:39 AM. Reason: forgot a word