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Old 07-21-2012, 02:57 PM   #1
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Hello,


I am drenched with tears while writing this short message to you. It was heartbreaking news to me few days ago when my doctor notified me on complications on my health condition which he officially made known to me. He further stressed that the complication I had in my human mechanism as a result of a secondary liver cancer which have destroyed all the organs in my body system. According to him, he said that this complication will lead to my imminent death since no medication can alleviate the high system of deformation I am encountering at this time in my system.


In the view of the above, I am in quest to find a trustworthy and upright individual whom I will entrust the sum of us$8.2 million USD and this has led me to you. I want know if you can build a home for the home, food for the hungry and a general skill acquisition center for the less privileged. The said fund was acquired by me as an inheritance from my adopted father was assassinated in Malaysia as a result of a farm land conflict which erupted among him and his business associate and business clique.

I will make available to you all information and officially authorize document which will endorse your claim as the beneficiary to the fund in question in the finance house where the fund was lodged by my adopted father. I have mapped out the modalities on how the fund will be apportioned. 35% of the principal amount of the money will be dished out to you while 65% will be allotted to any charitable or orphanage home of your preference.


My motive to dispense the funds to a charity and orphanage home is that I grew up as an orphan, before i was adopted by my father and do not have any heirs hitherto. Upon your acceptance to take care of the orphans and less privileged members of your community, giving home to the homeless and skill to those who need foundation, ETC.


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Old 07-21-2012, 03:04 PM   #2
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Sounds legit -- go for it!

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Old 07-21-2012, 03:13 PM   #3
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What are you waiting for??? AWESOME DEAL!!!!!
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:23 PM   #4
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Sounds like a great deal!!!
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:28 PM   #5
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I am becoming drenched with tears, fellas!
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:29 PM   #6
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Hugh,
Can we all get in on this?
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Old 07-21-2012, 03:31 PM   #7
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I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.
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Old 07-21-2012, 10:44 PM   #8
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I've decided to write to them and match their offer. However, I will need a little help from them with the wire transfer and such, so as soon as they send me 1% to cover expenses, I'll send them my money.
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Old 07-22-2012, 07:56 AM   #9
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How come Hugh gets all the good mail?
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Old 07-22-2012, 02:39 PM   #10
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Probably because I answer it all





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Old 07-22-2012, 02:56 PM   #11
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Winning!!!
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:55 PM   #12
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It's not from Nigeria, so it has to be legit.
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Old 07-22-2012, 04:07 PM   #13
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Damnit Hugh, I thought you were dying for two paragraphs.
I was thinking, "Who is gonna take on those cigars in transit now that Hugh's death is imminent.
What will Mama do now? Is he going to go to the Shack? That crap ain't fair.
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:05 PM   #14
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Those guys are getting better at the pitch...long ways from bad grammar and horrible spelling for gov. ministers stealing found money.
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:06 PM   #15
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They should- they've been at it long enough!
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:16 PM   #16
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What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:52 PM   #17
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What do you think the success rate is on these things? .05%? Less? Even at that, if they send out 20,000,000, that is 10,000 suckers. It must work sometimes or they'd quit doing it.
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Old 07-22-2012, 07:15 PM   #18
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Indeed! There is actually a site where people egg them on. It's HILARIOUS!

http://ebolamonkeyman.com/
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