Dewey

Steve · 05-29-2012, 01:23 PM

Little Dewey was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"

Immediately little Dewey said, "Ooh me sir, me!"

The coach then said, "But Dewey you're the worst player on the team!"

Then Dewey said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"

emopunker2004 · 05-29-2012, 01:28 PM

Bazinga!

Ogre · 05-29-2012, 04:00 PM

WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, Steve joke!!!!!!

Powers · 05-29-2012, 04:02 PM

kelmac07 · 05-29-2012, 04:21 PM

massphatness · 05-29-2012, 04:40 PM

I thought this was going to be an update on the law firm's bankruptcy petition.
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05-29-2012, 01:23 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Dewey Little Dewey was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts" Immediately little Dewey said, "Ooh me sir, me!" The coach then said, "But Dewey you're the worst player on the team!" Then Dewey said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-29-2012, 01:28 PM	#2
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Dewey Bazinga! __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

05-29-2012, 04:00 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Dewey WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, Steve joke!!!!!! __________________

05-29-2012, 04:02 PM	#4
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: Dewey __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

05-29-2012, 04:21 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Dewey __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-29-2012, 04:40 PM	#6
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Dewey I thought this was going to be an update on the law firm's bankruptcy petition. Posted via Mobile Device