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Old 05-14-2012, 07:04 AM   #1
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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said, ' I 'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of
bras to choose from.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic,Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,' I t is all really quite simple.'

The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


They forgot the German bra.

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Old 05-14-2012, 09:01 AM   #2
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Old 05-14-2012, 09:29 AM   #3
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My wife didn't think this was as funny as I did!
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:18 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2012, 12:15 PM   #5
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Nice Mac!
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:05 PM   #6
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My wife didn't think this was as funny as I did!
She's not an "A" or and "F is she?

My wife thought it was "dang" hilarious.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:41 PM   #7
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That was great!
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:44 PM   #8
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Nice! {Double dang}
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