Bacon?

cmitch · 04-30-2012, 05:06 PM

A mother is fixing breakfast for her two sons when she asks the older one what he wants for breakfast. "Gimme some of that f^&k&$g bacon!" to which the mom reared back and slapped the boy clean out of the chair and he slid 5 feet into the wall. She calmly looked at his younger brother and asked, "What would you like?" He replied, "I sure as hell don't want none of that f^&k&$g bacon!"

Ogre · 04-30-2012, 05:21 PM

An oldie but a goodie!!!!!

Skywalker · 05-02-2012, 02:33 PM

04-30-2012, 05:06 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Bacon? A mother is fixing breakfast for her two sons when she asks the older one what he wants for breakfast. "Gimme some of that f^&k&$g bacon!" to which the mom reared back and slapped the boy clean out of the chair and he slid 5 feet into the wall. She calmly looked at his younger brother and asked, "What would you like?" He replied, "I sure as hell don't want none of that f^&k&$g bacon!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

04-30-2012, 05:21 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Bacon? An oldie but a goodie!!!!! __________________

05-02-2012, 02:33 PM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Bacon? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!