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Old 04-20-2012, 06:19 PM   #1
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Just thought I'd pass on some totally useless, yet amusing trivia about critters: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . Wh...
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:33 PM   #2
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Just thought I'd pass on some totally useless, yet amusing trivia about critters: A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)


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Old 04-20-2012, 06:41 PM   #3
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . Wh...
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:54 PM   #5
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Strange Fact: These f*ckers are big as hell and would scream like a little b*tch if cornered by one LOL
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Strange Fact: These f*ckers are big as hell and would scream like a little b*tch if cornered by one LOL
Camel Spiders aren't that bad... they don't chase YOU so much as they chase your shadow... BUT they are fast as hell and hurt like a mother!
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