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Old 03-05-2012, 09:02 AM   #1
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Mom walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of
animal crackers spread on the counter top.

Mom: "Why did you pour out the whole box?"

Daughter: "The box says, 'Do not eat if the seal is broken. I'm looking for
the seal."
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:18 PM   #2
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YEP, Thats a Steve Joke!!!!!
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:21 PM   #4
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I figured that you would like that Larry! I thought of you as soon as I heard it!
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:25 PM   #5
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:34 PM   #6
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:35 PM   #7
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Funny!
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:04 PM   #8
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:06 PM   #9
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Old 03-05-2012, 06:45 PM   #10
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I love it!!! I love these type of jokes. For by Brit friends

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Old 03-05-2012, 07:19 PM   #11
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i told my wife tht joke and she laughed super hard

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