7 kinds of sex

Ogre · 03-04-2012, 05:58 PM

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue
in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway you both say 'Screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy
yourself.

kelmac07 · 03-04-2012, 06:01 PM

G G · 03-04-2012, 06:08 PM

HollywoodQue · 03-04-2012, 06:08 PM

Aint' that the truth

03-04-2012, 06:11 PM

Skywalker · 03-06-2012, 10:37 AM

longknocker · 03-06-2012, 10:40 AM

Now That's A Good One, Larry!

Taki · 03-06-2012, 10:50 AM

Very nice Larry!!!

Blak Smyth · 03-06-2012, 10:52 AM

Oh man, that's depressing.

03-07-2012, 12:49 PM

cjhalbrooks · 03-07-2012, 12:52 PM

so is this a check list or a list i must do... lol i kid i kid. Very funny

Remo · 03-07-2012, 01:01 PM

funny

alwayslit · 03-07-2012, 01:05 PM

Nice!! LOL

03-04-2012, 05:58 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	7 kinds of sex Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself. __________________

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