Taxi's

Steve · 03-01-2012, 10:07 AM

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry. Really, it's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

Ogre · 03-01-2012, 10:18 AM

YEP. thats a Steve joke. J/K bro, that one was actually funny!!!!

kelmac07 · 03-01-2012, 10:24 AM

Taki · 03-01-2012, 10:30 AM

STEVE S · 03-01-2012, 10:31 AM

Skywalker · 03-01-2012, 11:51 AM

Repeated:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=53099

But still funny!

03-01-2012, 10:07 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Taxi's The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!" The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry. Really, it's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-01-2012, 10:18 AM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Taxi's YEP. thats a Steve joke. J/K bro, that one was actually funny!!!! __________________

03-01-2012, 10:24 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Taxi's __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-01-2012, 10:30 AM	#4
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Taxi's __________________

03-01-2012, 10:31 AM	#5
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Taxi's __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

03-01-2012, 11:51 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Taxi's Repeated: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=53099 But still funny! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!