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Old 02-21-2012, 12:24 PM   #1
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lady helps her man to install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
as the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria



















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TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
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Old 02-21-2012, 12:26 PM   #2
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Old 02-21-2012, 12:28 PM   #3
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Old 02-21-2012, 12:32 PM   #4
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:00 PM   #5
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:03 PM   #6
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:19 PM   #7
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:35 PM   #8
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Haha. True story?
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:44 PM   #9
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That's a good one!!
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:27 PM   #10
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:26 PM   #12
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:53 PM   #13
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Old 03-06-2012, 02:00 PM   #14
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