1957s Dating

markem · 01-31-2012, 03:38 PM

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.*

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"*

"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.*

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.*

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."*

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.*

"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.*

"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"*

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.*

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"*

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.*

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.*

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.*

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.*

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!”

Dave128 · 01-31-2012, 03:41 PM

That's awesome!

STEVE S · 01-31-2012, 03:56 PM

That's funny!!!!!

ucla695 · 01-31-2012, 04:01 PM

The Poet · 01-31-2012, 05:19 PM

That is funny.

But, not to pour cold water on your joke, you youngsters may wish to know that The Twist was a Hank Ballard song released in 1959, and covered by Chubby Checker in 1960, when the dance craze inspired by Chubby's cover first began. And yeah, I was there, so I did not depend upon my failing memory to recall this.

Skywalker · 01-31-2012, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

That is funny.

But, not to pour cold water on your joke, you youngsters may wish to know that The Twist was a Hank Ballard song released in 1959, and covered by Chubby Checker in 1960, when the dance craze inspired by Chubby's cover first began. And yeah, I was there, so I did not depend upon my failing memory to recall this.

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kelmac07 · 02-02-2012, 12:28 PM

irratebass · 02-02-2012, 02:12 PM

That was great!

01-31-2012, 03:38 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	1957s Dating It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.* "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"* "Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.* "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.* "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."* "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.* "Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.* "Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"* "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.* "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"* "Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.* A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.* "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.* Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.* "The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!” __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: 1957s Dating That is funny. But, not to pour cold water on your joke, you youngsters may wish to know that The Twist was a Hank Ballard song released in 1959, and covered by Chubby Checker in 1960, when the dance craze inspired by Chubby's cover first began. And yeah, I was there, so I did not depend upon my failing memory to recall this. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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