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Old 11-22-2011, 04:20 PM   #1
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Default A Minister, Rabbi and a Priest

Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel
across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said,
"Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad ."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye,
'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as
well."

Then they see a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen

said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dying."
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Old 11-22-2011, 05:00 PM   #2
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Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel
across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said,
"Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad ."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye,
'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as
well."

Then they see a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen

said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dying."
Or dressed up like an altar boy!
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:55 PM   #4
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:41 PM   #6
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Brothel "workers" are Catholics?
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Old 11-22-2011, 08:48 PM   #7
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