Man at Doctor's office

cmitch · 09-23-2011, 11:17 AM

A man goes to the doctor's office for a sore arm. The doctor leads him into this room with a simple computer that had a funnel attached to the back of it. The doc asks the man to pee in a cup. Puzzled, the man whips it out and fills the cup. The doctor then takes his piss, turns on the computer and pours the piss in the funnel. He hears the computer fire up, the processor humming and the printer next to it wakes up and starts printing a sheet of paper. It spits it out, the doctor grabs it and says, "The computer says you have tennis elbow. I'll get a prescription pain medicine for that now." The man seems amazed and skeptical at the same time. "You mean that computer can diagnose anything that you have?" The doctor, amused, says ,"Why, certainly. It's a new technological wonder that cost me $25,000. But it will allow me to see more patients in a day and it's 100% accurate."

The man leaves with his prescription in disbelief. The next morning, his arm still hurting, he decides to pay the doctor another visit but not before he collects a bit of urine from his wife, daughter, and even his dog. Then he goes to the doctor. The doctor sees him and tells him, "You know the drill." The man gets the doctor's cup, pulls out his cup and pours the mixed piss in it and then pees on top of it and walks back in, handing it to the doctor. The doctor pours the piss in the funnel behind the computer, then he hears the processor kick in full speed. The cooling fans are blowing smoke out the back and he chuckles as the printer spits out a page. The doctor reads it: "Your wife is sleeping with another man and has the clap, your daughter is pregnant with your son's baby, your dog has the mange and if you don't quit jacking off, you're never going to get rid of that tennis elbow!"

Ogre · 09-23-2011, 11:23 AM

An oldie, but still

Skywalker · 09-23-2011, 12:40 PM

G G · 09-23-2011, 12:54 PM

Woot woot

kelmac07 · 09-23-2011, 01:05 PM

WittyUserName · 09-23-2011, 01:38 PM

Hahaha

irratebass · 09-23-2011, 03:59 PM

Bill86 · 09-23-2011, 04:01 PM

cmitch · 09-23-2011, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

An oldie, but still

It can't be too old! It's new technology!

Drez · 09-23-2011, 09:59 PM

Moose6026 · 09-23-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

It can't be too old! It's new technology!

That is awsome

09-23-2011, 11:17 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Man at Doctor's office A man goes to the doctor's office for a sore arm. The doctor leads him into this room with a simple computer that had a funnel attached to the back of it. The doc asks the man to pee in a cup. Puzzled, the man whips it out and fills the cup. The doctor then takes his piss, turns on the computer and pours the piss in the funnel. He hears the computer fire up, the processor humming and the printer next to it wakes up and starts printing a sheet of paper. It spits it out, the doctor grabs it and says, "The computer says you have tennis elbow. I'll get a prescription pain medicine for that now." The man seems amazed and skeptical at the same time. "You mean that computer can diagnose anything that you have?" The doctor, amused, says ,"Why, certainly. It's a new technological wonder that cost me $25,000. But it will allow me to see more patients in a day and it's 100% accurate." The man leaves with his prescription in disbelief. The next morning, his arm still hurting, he decides to pay the doctor another visit but not before he collects a bit of urine from his wife, daughter, and even his dog. Then he goes to the doctor. The doctor sees him and tells him, "You know the drill." The man gets the doctor's cup, pulls out his cup and pours the mixed piss in it and then pees on top of it and walks back in, handing it to the doctor. The doctor pours the piss in the funnel behind the computer, then he hears the processor kick in full speed. The cooling fans are blowing smoke out the back and he chuckles as the printer spits out a page. The doctor reads it: "Your wife is sleeping with another man and has the clap, your daughter is pregnant with your son's baby, your dog has the mange and if you don't quit jacking off, you're never going to get rid of that tennis elbow!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

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