Presidential Death

Ogre · 08-25-2011, 01:51 PM

One day in the future, Barack
Obama (or any other politician) has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell,

where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a some folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."

The devil led him to the door of
the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time..

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door.
Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

pektel · 08-25-2011, 01:55 PM

oldie but a goodie

irratebass · 08-25-2011, 02:03 PM

WittyUserName · 08-25-2011, 02:11 PM

bahahahaha

cricky101 · 08-25-2011, 02:18 PM

It must be "post the e-mail forwards" day

Bill86 · 08-25-2011, 02:19 PM

Mikess · 08-25-2011, 06:13 PM

Skywalker · 08-25-2011, 06:35 PM

08-25-2011, 08:19 PM

There's a cigar joke in there somewhere...

08-25-2011, 01:51 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Presidential Death One day in the future, Barack Obama (or any other politician) has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said........... "OK, Monica, you're free to go." __________________

08-25-2011, 01:55 PM	#2
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Presidential Death oldie but a goodie __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

08-25-2011, 02:03 PM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Presidential Death __________________

08-25-2011, 02:11 PM	#4
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: Presidential Death bahahahaha

08-25-2011, 02:18 PM	#5
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: Presidential Death It must be "post the e-mail forwards" day __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

08-25-2011, 02:19 PM	#6
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Presidential Death __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

08-25-2011, 06:13 PM	#7
Mikess Still Watching My Back Join Date: May 2011 Location: KAIA, KAF Afghan Posts: 113 Trading: (1)	Re: Presidential Death

08-25-2011, 06:35 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Presidential Death __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-25-2011, 08:19 PM	#9
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Presidential Death There's a cigar joke in there somewhere...