Layoffs

cmitch · 06-21-2011, 08:40 AM

Bob had a dilemma. He couldn't figure out how he was going to approach HR's instructions to lay off one employee from logistics management. Both Becca and Jack were GREAT employees, the best in the business. But, one had to go and Bob wasn't liking it. So, he decided that he'd lay off the first one to visit the water cooler that morning. As luck would have it, both showed up at the same time. So, he decided that he'd flip a coin while they were there, asking Becca to call it. "Heads", she says. He flips and the coin rolls under the vending machine. Frustrated, Bob yells, "Becca! I've got to either lay you or Jack off!" which Becca replied, "Well you might as well jack off because you're not getting laid!"

DMK · 06-21-2011, 10:30 AM

that there is funny....
but the best line of the post is...
"Hey you guys! Let's bomb Larry!"- Cigar Asylum Banter

kelmac07 · 06-21-2011, 05:40 PM

06-21-2011, 08:40 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Layoffs Bob had a dilemma. He couldn't figure out how he was going to approach HR's instructions to lay off one employee from logistics management. Both Becca and Jack were GREAT employees, the best in the business. But, one had to go and Bob wasn't liking it. So, he decided that he'd lay off the first one to visit the water cooler that morning. As luck would have it, both showed up at the same time. So, he decided that he'd flip a coin while they were there, asking Becca to call it. "Heads", she says. He flips and the coin rolls under the vending machine. Frustrated, Bob yells, "Becca! I've got to either lay you or Jack off!" which Becca replied, "Well you might as well jack off because you're not getting laid!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me. Last edited by cmitch; 06-21-2011 at 08:51 AM.

06-21-2011, 10:30 AM	#2
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Layoffs that there is funny.... but the best line of the post is... "Hey you guys! Let's bomb Larry!"- Cigar Asylum Banter __________________ Darryl, SOB...

06-21-2011, 05:40 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Layoffs __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"