Barnes and Noble

icehog3 · 05-27-2011, 11:08 AM

A man goes into a Barnes and Noble and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."

She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."

Whee · 05-27-2011, 11:11 AM

M1903A1 · 05-27-2011, 11:23 AM

My coworkers are wondering why I suddenly busted out laughing...

Skywalker · 05-27-2011, 11:33 AM

Must been written by a woman!!!

icehog3 · 05-27-2011, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

Must been written by a woman!!!

Or an Irishman.....

yourchoice · 05-27-2011, 02:40 PM

Posted via Mobile Device

TBone · 05-27-2011, 03:26 PM

N2 GOLD · 05-27-2011, 03:38 PM

CasaDooley · 05-27-2011, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Or an Irishman.....

There goes my aspirations to be a p@rn star!

taltos · 05-27-2011, 07:49 PM

How was it Tom?

Drez · 05-27-2011, 08:05 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sailchaser · 05-27-2011, 09:14 PM

That's why Barnes and Noble closed so many stores

icehog3 · 05-28-2011, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

How was it Tom?

That's what she said, Paul.

kelmac07 · 05-28-2011, 09:11 AM

05-27-2011, 11:08 AM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Barnes and Noble A man goes into a Barnes and Noble and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title." She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy." __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-27-2011, 11:11 AM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Barnes and Noble __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

05-27-2011, 11:23 AM	#3
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Barnes and Noble My coworkers are wondering why I suddenly busted out laughing... __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

05-27-2011, 11:33 AM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Barnes and Noble Must been written by a woman!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-27-2011, 02:40 PM	#6
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: Barnes and Noble Posted via Mobile Device

05-27-2011, 03:26 PM	#7
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Barnes and Noble

05-27-2011, 03:38 PM	#8
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05-27-2011, 07:49 PM	#10
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: Barnes and Noble How was it Tom? __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

05-27-2011, 08:05 PM	#11
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Barnes and Noble Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

05-27-2011, 09:14 PM	#12
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,735 Trading: (7)	Re: Barnes and Noble That's why Barnes and Noble closed so many stores __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

05-28-2011, 09:11 AM	#14
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Barnes and Noble __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"