You may laugh at the Rapture...

bobarian · 05-19-2011, 01:02 PM

But this is no laughing matter!

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Skywalker · 05-19-2011, 01:04 PM

Bob!

icehog3 · 05-19-2011, 01:06 PM

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.....

bobarian · 05-19-2011, 01:07 PM

Ratter's and I have been warning you for some time now!

markem · 05-19-2011, 01:15 PM

They did not reference Shawn of the Dead, so you know that it isn't canonical.

icehog3 · 05-19-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

They did not reference Shawn of the Dead, so you know that it isn't canonical.

It's all so esoteric.

markem · 05-19-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

It's all so esoteric.

What shall betide them is esoteric in its irony

massphatness · 05-19-2011, 01:48 PM

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.

icehog3 · 05-19-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.

Yup....one guy left in the CDC.....Ooops.....make that none.

Ogre · 05-19-2011, 02:10 PM

I think that link belongs in the Joke Thread!!!!

markem · 05-19-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ogre3239

I think that link belongs in the Joke Thread!!!!

possibly, but the actual CDC zombie page is a real emergency preparedness page. If you read it, you no doubt noticed that they stress that being prepared for a zombie attack is similar to other emergencies and then go on to present relatively standard emergency preparedness information.

In the world of emergency preparedness, it can pay to have an unusual approach.

Some of the comments are quite funny, however.

Skywalker · 05-19-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.

N2 GOLD · 05-19-2011, 03:06 PM

Head shots all day long...

05-19-2011, 03:13 PM

This is comical! But I shall work on my preparedness

The Poet · 05-19-2011, 03:33 PM

Don't go 'round tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right.

poker · 05-19-2011, 03:40 PM

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

markem · 05-19-2011, 03:48 PM

The Rapture has a soundtrack

http://tu.tv/videos/apocalypse-now-t...of-the-valkyri

N2 GOLD · 05-19-2011, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by poker

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

CRIMPS · 05-19-2011, 05:10 PM

All this talk about Rapture and Esoteric irony... I am pretty sure we are all thinking the exact same thing! Monty Python and the Holy Grail

longknocker · 05-19-2011, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Ratter's and I have been warning you for some time now!

I Ain't Skeered!

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