The Shredder

icehog3 · 04-19-2011, 09:14 AM

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

poker · 04-19-2011, 09:23 AM

lol

HollywoodQue · 04-19-2011, 09:25 AM

Now ain't that the truth...LOL

hscmit · 04-19-2011, 09:50 AM

funny,
I just got off the phone with him

boonedoggle · 04-19-2011, 09:51 AM

awesome!

SmokeyJoe · 04-19-2011, 10:15 AM

Thanks for the smile, Admiral.

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing!

nofeardiver · 04-19-2011, 10:44 AM

LMAO, that is awesome

MedicCook · 04-19-2011, 11:03 AM

TBone · 04-19-2011, 11:30 AM

Too Funny

Gophernut · 04-19-2011, 11:34 AM

Very good.

bvilchez · 04-19-2011, 11:36 AM

I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office

N2 GOLD · 04-19-2011, 11:37 AM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true....

markem · 04-19-2011, 11:51 AM

I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone!

GolfNut · 04-19-2011, 01:15 PM

3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh.

kugie · 04-19-2011, 01:18 PM

Oh, So true.

04-19-2011, 01:20 PM

haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.

shilala · 04-19-2011, 01:38 PM

This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.

Skywalker · 04-19-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

Thanks for the smile, Admiral.

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing!

kelmac07 · 04-19-2011, 08:14 PM

So true!!

Ogre · 04-19-2011, 08:50 PM

How True It Is!!!!

04-19-2011, 09:14 AM	#1
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	The Shredder A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy." Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-19-2011, 09:23 AM	#2
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: The Shredder lol __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

04-19-2011, 09:25 AM	#3
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: The Shredder Now ain't that the truth...LOL

04-19-2011, 09:50 AM	#4
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: The Shredder funny, I just got off the phone with him

04-19-2011, 09:51 AM	#5
boonedoggle The Search is ON Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jimmy Location: CHARLESTON, SC Posts: 631 Trading: (19)	Re: The Shredder awesome! __________________ Dr. Hibbard: Is that the love of a man for a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar? (chuckles

04-19-2011, 10:15 AM	#6
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: The Shredder Thanks for the smile, Admiral. Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

04-19-2011, 10:44 AM	#7
nofeardiver Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Florida Posts: 561 Trading: (4)	Re: The Shredder LMAO, that is awesome

04-19-2011, 11:03 AM	#8
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Shredder __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

04-19-2011, 11:30 AM	#9
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: The Shredder Too Funny

04-19-2011, 11:34 AM	#10
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: The Shredder Very good. __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

04-19-2011, 11:36 AM	#11
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: The Shredder I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office

04-19-2011, 11:37 AM	#12
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: The Shredder SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true.... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

04-19-2011, 11:51 AM	#13
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: The Shredder I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-19-2011, 01:15 PM	#14
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: The Shredder 3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh. __________________ www.wineadors.com

04-19-2011, 01:18 PM	#15
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: The Shredder Oh, So true. __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

04-19-2011, 01:20 PM	#16
kickerb Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Shredder haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.

04-19-2011, 01:38 PM	#17
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The Shredder This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol. __________________

04-19-2011, 08:14 PM	#19
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Shredder So true!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-19-2011, 08:50 PM	#20
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Shredder How True It Is!!!! __________________