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Captain Cannoli
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his
chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay.. . now what ?
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