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Old 02-16-2011, 09:16 PM   #1
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Priest is on his daily walk and as he turns the corner he sees this young lad sitting on the front step of his house beating ants with a hammer, cussing and being all around lazy. The priest thinks to himself I need to encourage this young lad into more productive use of his time. As he approaches he says hello young man, the young child looks up in the middle of his swing and says ant, ants thes F**kn ants, hello father...The priest says to him young man can you think of 3 things in this world that aren't needed in this world...thinking of the cussing, killing gods creatures and laziness...with a missing a beat the kid says yeah, tits on a nun, balls on a priest and these f**kn ants.
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Old 02-16-2011, 09:18 PM   #2
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Old 02-17-2011, 08:01 AM   #3
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Old 02-17-2011, 10:54 PM   #4
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Old 02-18-2011, 12:19 AM   #5
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Hahahahaha thats hilarious!!
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