Attempted pickup

[cmitch]

A man is sitting at a bar and notices a HOT red hed sitting across from him. Feeling his oats, he decides to strike up a conversation with her.

"What's up, babe?"

"I'm not interested."

"Oh, come on honey, I just want to talk."

"I only like muslims and jews", rebuffs the lady.

"Why's that?" asks the guy.

"Because they're hung like a horse!" she retorts.

"Well, just ain't that a coincidence. I just happen to be right up your street, babe."

"What's your name?", asks the red head.

"Muhammad Goldstein".

That's the WORST re-telling of the Geronimo Goldberg joke ever!

A man sat down in an airplane seat next to an extremely attractive woman. They started to chat. "What do you do for a living?", the man asked the beautiful female.

"Actually, I'm a sex researcher", she said.

"Wow" said the man, "that must be fascinating." Assuming her to be an expert the man decides to ask her a few questions.

"First of all, I've always heard black men have the largest sex organs, is that true?" he asked.

"No, not true at all. My reasearch indicates American Indian men by far have the largest male organs." she answered.

"Interesting" replied the man. "Well I've also heard that Italian men have the greatest love making technique, is that true?" he further asked.

"No that's also false, I have personally been involved in extensive research on this subject and have found Jewish men to be the world's greatest lovers, by far." said the woman.

As the airplane prepared to land the s*xy woman looks at the man and says, "It's been so nice chatting with you, by the way my name is Debbie Johnson from the Masters and Johnson clinic, what's your name?"

"Oh yes . . ." the man replies, "I'm Geronimo Goldberg."

[htown]

Steven Wright Joke:

One day I got on the bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl. I sat beside her.

I said, 'Hi', And she said, 'Hi', and then I said, 'Nice day, isn't it?'.

And she said, 'I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.'

So I asked, 'What's the problem?' She replied, 'I can't tell you. I don't even know you.'

I said, 'Well, sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.'

So she said, 'Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys... By the way, my name is Denise.'

I said, 'Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein.'.

[Krish the Fish]

I thought that all of these jokes were absolutely hilarious. Well played gents.