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Old 12-28-2010, 08:43 PM   #1
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Default New Years gifts

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:43 PM   #2
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Ouch!!
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Old 12-28-2010, 10:48 PM   #3
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Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!

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Old 12-29-2010, 07:35 AM   #4
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Default Re: New Years gifts

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Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!


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