A car for Xmas

markem · 12-23-2010, 02:56 PM

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'

Blindjimme · 12-23-2010, 05:00 PM

Love it.

shilala · 12-23-2010, 05:02 PM

Lol

Ogre · 12-23-2010, 08:59 PM

That was great, Will have to remember that one.

guitar4001 · 12-26-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by markem

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'

A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.

Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'

very funny.

kelmac07 · 12-26-2010, 01:38 PM

G G · 12-26-2010, 01:41 PM

I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious

Starscream · 12-26-2010, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious

That does sound like a Clower joke.

hotreds · 12-26-2010, 10:19 PM

Very good! Reminds me of the old Muhammad Ali joke:

Ali is taking off in a plane when a stewardess tells him to fasten his seatbelt.

"Superman don't need no seatbelt!"
"Superman don't need no plane, either!"

12-23-2010, 02:56 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	A car for Xmas Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.' A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet. Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?' __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-23-2010, 05:00 PM	#2
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: A car for Xmas Love it.

12-23-2010, 05:02 PM	#3
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: A car for Xmas Lol __________________

12-23-2010, 08:59 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: A car for Xmas That was great, Will have to remember that one.

12-26-2010, 01:38 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A car for Xmas __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-26-2010, 01:41 PM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: A car for Xmas I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious

12-26-2010, 10:19 PM	#9
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: A car for Xmas Very good! Reminds me of the old Muhammad Ali joke: Ali is taking off in a plane when a stewardess tells him to fasten his seatbelt. "Superman don't need no seatbelt!" "Superman don't need no plane, either!" __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.