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11-24-2010, 11:58 AM | #1 |
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3 old men
‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60-year-old man. ‘You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.’
‘Ah, that’s nothin,’ said the 70-year-old. ‘When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!’ ‘Actually,’ said the 80-year -old, ‘Eighty is the worst age of all.’ ‘Do you have trouble peeing, too?’ asked the 60-year old. ‘No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.’ ‘So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?’ ‘No, I have one every morning at 6:30.’ Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, ‘You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?’ ‘I don’t wake up until 7:00.’
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11-24-2010, 12:57 PM | #2 |
those were the droids
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Re: 3 old men
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11-24-2010, 03:36 PM | #3 |
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Re: 3 old men
Good one!
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