What is Celibacy

macms · 11-07-2010, 09:06 PM

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy...

Chainsaw13 · 11-07-2010, 09:19 PM

GolfNut · 11-07-2010, 09:46 PM

DocLogic77 · 11-07-2010, 10:06 PM

Keep em coming...very funny. I'm definitely telling my wife this one. I hope it doesn't start off my life of celibacy

11-07-2010, 10:08 PM

Bill86 · 11-07-2010, 10:09 PM

Thaplumbr · 11-07-2010, 10:29 PM

Awesome

Skywalker · 11-08-2010, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macms

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy...

Time for a trip to Lowes!!!

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macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	What is Celibacy Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?' And thus began my life of celibacy... __________________

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Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,204 Trading: (96)	Re: What is Celibacy __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

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GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	Re: What is Celibacy

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DocLogic77 Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Shawn Location: Deliverance Country Posts: 504 Trading: (1)	Re: What is Celibacy Keep em coming...very funny. I'm definitely telling my wife this one. I hope it doesn't start off my life of celibacy __________________ Talent wins games...heart wins championships. Go Steelers!

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