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Old 11-07-2010, 07:06 PM   #1
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Default Snoring Problems

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can???t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy, I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place."
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Old 11-07-2010, 07:10 PM   #2
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Old 11-07-2010, 07:19 PM   #3
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Old 11-07-2010, 07:20 PM   #4
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my ribbon is polka dot
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Old 11-07-2010, 07:28 PM   #5
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Please don't tell my wife about this.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:07 PM   #6
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Ribbon? My wife just uses thread.
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Old 11-08-2010, 09:28 AM   #7
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Ribbon? My wife just uses thread.
Just tuck it into your sock!!!
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Old 11-08-2010, 10:10 AM   #9
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I was just thinking, the last time I heard that the guy was wearing a kilt
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:49 AM   #10
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Absolutely great, thanks for sharing!!
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Worth a bump to the top. )
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