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Old 10-19-2010, 05:52 PM   #1
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Default Sad, but I had to link it to my Neices FB page.

Don't let your family members get away with this.
It is wrong. It makes you look 3 or 4 chromosomes short of a full complement.
It ain't sexy, funny, or cute.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ohT89flgc



Please show your compassion for your friends and family and save them from this despicable and nauseating practice...


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Old 10-19-2010, 06:02 PM   #2
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http://antiduckface.com/
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:09 PM   #3
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Default Re: Sad, but I had to link it to my Neices FB page.

Sadly, my youngest daughter suffers from this same affliction.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:12 PM   #4
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I first saw this phenomenon chronicled on the hot chicks with douchebags site, the authors there dubbed it the Douche-face. I kinda like that better then duck-face, gives it a little more zing.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:48 PM   #5
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I'd hit it.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:50 PM   #6
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The gene pool needs some chlorine.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:56 PM   #7
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:57 PM   #8
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The gene pool needs some chlorine.
We've been reduced to a gene puddle around here, Peter.
My oldest kid makes that face all day long. It's stuck like that.
She has stickers on her car that make it go fast, too. She's ridin' dirty.
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Old 10-19-2010, 08:24 PM   #9
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You can tell they're good friends because they smash their faces together!
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Old 10-19-2010, 08:29 PM   #10
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I've seen one pic of my daughter in duck face mode. I am pretty sure it was done as a goof.

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Old 10-19-2010, 09:58 PM   #11
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I don't get it. Are they trying to be sexy? or funny?
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Old 10-19-2010, 10:03 PM   #12
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I don't get it. Are they trying to be sexy? or funny?
Constipated I think.
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Old 10-20-2010, 03:01 AM   #13
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I first saw this phenomenon chronicled on the hot chicks with douchebags site, the authors there dubbed it the Douche-face. I kinda like that better then duck-face, gives it a little more zing.
That site is 110% on point. Every time they post a picture 200% douche bag. Who says men are shallow?
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Old 10-20-2010, 06:11 AM   #14
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Constipated I think.
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Old 10-20-2010, 09:29 AM   #15
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Constipated I think.
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:01 AM   #16
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Constipated I think.
You're right...do you remember the last pic in the video?
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Old 10-20-2010, 11:41 AM   #17
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what about white chicks w/ gang signs?

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Old 10-20-2010, 12:24 PM   #18
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Default Re: Sad, but I had to link it to my Neices FB page.

That song is beautiful...!
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:58 AM   #19
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Agreed!!!

I love the song!
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