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Old 11-05-2008, 12:05 PM   #1
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Default How to install a home security system:

1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba!

Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

Better just wait outside till we get back.

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Old 11-05-2008, 12:17 PM   #2
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Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently.
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Old 11-05-2008, 01:57 PM   #3
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very nice!
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Old 11-05-2008, 02:01 PM   #4
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Priceless!!
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Old 11-05-2008, 02:11 PM   #5
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Default Re: How to install a home security system:

Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:58 PM   #6
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I Like it.
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:11 AM   #7
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Default Re: How to install a home security system:

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.
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Old 11-06-2008, 06:16 AM   #8
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It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:19 AM   #9
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Nice!
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Old 11-06-2008, 07:29 AM   #10
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I went to a guy's house a few months ago, he had the best doormat I've ever seen.

It read 'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a picture of the business end of a revolver. If I ever see that in the store, it's goin' home with me.

Let us know if anyone can find a link that sells that doormat.
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Old 11-06-2008, 08:09 AM   #11
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Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

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Old 11-06-2008, 08:28 PM   #12
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Great joke!
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Old 11-07-2008, 06:46 AM   #13
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Looks like you may be able to pick one up on ebay:

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Old 11-08-2008, 05:11 PM   #14
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Heh, seen that before.
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Old 11-08-2008, 09:01 PM   #15
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Nice. And it just might work too!
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