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Old 07-03-2010, 05:03 PM   #1
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Golf bag, slightly waterlogged
Driver, 3W, 2 hybrids, 5-PW, GW, SW, LW

Tree-fitty, or will trade for other mplements of self-torture: Sarah Palin's book, any Whte Stripes CD, Titanic DVD, etc.

Note: Clubs will need new shafts

Edit: Putter available separately. Tread marks on shaft do not effect playability.
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Old 07-03-2010, 07:48 PM   #2
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Jeff, I'll trade you a Richard Simmons work out DVD, a Colibri torch lighter, a Rubick's Cube, and a bundle of Gurkha Legend Toro's. LMK if this works for you.
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Old 07-03-2010, 07:58 PM   #3
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Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.
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Old 07-03-2010, 09:59 PM   #4
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This was a friendly joke thread, Mario. No need to get nasty.
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Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.
Oh man. Now that's a meltdown. I've never seen anything lke that in person, but a couple of months ago on my home courseI saw a driver with a snapped shaft sticking out of a garbage can on a hole that has you teeing off out of a tight chute.
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Old 07-03-2010, 10:34 PM   #5
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Old 07-03-2010, 11:15 PM   #6
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Sorry to hear it brother... about 15-20 years ago I was coming back from a golf trip with a friend. He was driving and stopped on top of the Dames Point Bridge in Jacksonville. I was freaking out... he got out and threw his clubs over the side. It is probably like 200 feet to the water... He got back in and didn't say a word. Neither did I.
That's freaking priceless!
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Old 07-03-2010, 11:58 PM   #7
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I snapped my driver in half right in front of a whole group of revelers at a CHARITY scramble once. They do say that golf is the only sport that no matter how many times you fail you will still go back. All other sports people will eventually just give up.
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Old 07-04-2010, 01:23 AM   #8
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Jeff, you did ask for implements of self-torture!
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Old 07-04-2010, 10:56 AM   #9
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I do have several boxes/bundles of Arganese that need a good home!!!
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