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Old 07-01-2010, 07:34 AM   #1
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What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness
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Old 07-01-2010, 08:14 AM   #2
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:05 PM   #3
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...wish I could have my click back.
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:11 PM   #4
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remember that most computer problems can be traced to a loose nut behind the keyboard.
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:17 PM   #5
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:19 PM   #6
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Old 07-01-2010, 03:19 PM   #7
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Badda bing!!
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Good thing we don't use floppies anymore!!!!
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