Italian Honeymoon

Blueface · 05-27-2010, 06:55 AM

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?'
Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.'
'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.
'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.

She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basketta
The conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car.*

Musta use a dining car.'**

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.*
*
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,**
*
'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'*
'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.**

*Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice...
*'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'**
*'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus**

md4958 · 05-27-2010, 06:57 AM

Gophernut · 05-27-2010, 07:42 PM

Very good!

hotreds · 05-27-2010, 08:59 PM

Robba da matti!

JaKaacH · 05-27-2010, 09:56 PM

Nofolka way, thats some bad luck..

BlackDog · 05-28-2010, 11:49 AM

Hahahahaha!!! That's hillarious!

Blindjimme · 05-28-2010, 01:21 PM

Thatsa fonny!

kelmac07 · 05-29-2010, 01:18 PM

05-27-2010, 06:55 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Italian Honeymoon After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?' Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.' 'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni. 'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basketta The conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car.* Musta use a dining car.'** So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga hisa finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.* * While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say,** * 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'* 'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.** Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his a voice... 'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'** 'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus* __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

05-27-2010, 06:57 AM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Italian Honeymoon __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

05-27-2010, 07:42 PM	#3
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Italian Honeymoon Very good!

05-27-2010, 08:59 PM	#4
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: Italian Honeymoon Robba da matti! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

05-27-2010, 09:56 PM	#5
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Italian Honeymoon Nofolka way, thats some bad luck.. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

05-28-2010, 11:49 AM	#6
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Italian Honeymoon Hahahahaha!!! That's hillarious! __________________ "We live in the good of this."

05-28-2010, 01:21 PM	#7
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Italian Honeymoon Thatsa fonny!

05-29-2010, 01:18 PM	#8
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