Super fattie contest

OLS · 05-12-2010, 08:56 AM

No, this isn't the next activity at the Shack Herf. This is something that DARRELL got me thinking about.
We have such well developed specialty threads here at the Asylum, but I did not want to clog up
"What's in Your Smoker?" with a whole fattie exploration.

OK, you know you buy some sausage and roll it out on some wax paper in a pan into roughly the shape
of a football field. Then you pile all kinds of crap in the middle and roll it up. Bacon wrap or weave
optional. Pop it in the oven or your smoker and wait, drink and smoke. When the bacon is done,
the fattie is done.
SURE, some wu$$ies use a temp probe. I call that a cheese leak. Here is a thread showing a bunch of
entries into a contest at another web forum.
Not trying to promote another board, just a good activity. Make em, photograph em, share em.

http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34438

hotreds · 05-12-2010, 08:59 AM

I hear my arteries clogging as I sit here!

OLS · 05-12-2010, 09:11 AM

I am making one up tonight. Photos to follow.

Tripp · 05-12-2010, 09:14 AM

I'll pass

Emjaysmash · 05-12-2010, 09:22 AM

Wow... this is like a whole sub-culture... I'd never be able to eat one, but it is very interesting!

05-12-2010, 09:29 AM

I will have to give it a shot this weekend or so. I got an idea for something.
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kydsid · 05-12-2010, 09:36 AM

People it is just Advanced Meat Loaf. And it is good.

tedrodgerscpa · 05-12-2010, 09:56 AM

I really loved the 'bacon explosion' at Shack last year. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!

GKitty · 05-12-2010, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid

People it is just Advanced Meat Loaf.

Meatloaf 212, requisite for your Masters Degree in Arterial Resurfacing.

alwayslit · 05-12-2010, 10:18 AM

Had to take a Lipitor and an antacid after reading this.....LOL

05-12-2010, 10:18 AM

I'm glad I make you think of having a fatty, Brad.

J0eybb · 05-12-2010, 10:49 AM

I like to roll the bacon on as opposed to the weave, but it is amazing either way.

CigarNut · 05-12-2010, 11:12 AM

I am really anxious to try making one of these -- my wife will probably kill me

MortonMilo · 05-12-2010, 11:32 AM

This...will...change...my...life....

J0eybb · 05-12-2010, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut

I am really anxious to try making one of these -- my wife will probably kill me

If she doesn't your clogged arteries will.

05-12-2010, 01:07 PM

I just got everything to put this together tomorrow. It will either be great or gross but I will post up pics when it is all done.
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T.G · 05-12-2010, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

Wow... this is like a whole sub-culture... I'd never be able to eat one, but it is very interesting!

Why not?

If it's a kosher thing, just use turkey or chicken sausage. If you can'f find it in bulk, just buy a pack or two of cased turkey/chicken sausage and cut the casings open lengthwise with a razor blade or kitchen shears and scoop out the sausage.

Or you could just be a bad Jew like me and the master of the grill himself, Steven Raichlen, and not worry about keeping kosher.

weak_link · 05-12-2010, 01:32 PM

Is this the correct place to talk about Meat Ship construction?

OLS · 05-12-2010, 02:05 PM

I LOVE the weinie Bowsprit. hahahahahahahahaha. That really made me laugh.

BigAsh · 05-12-2010, 02:38 PM

Me like-y fatties!...here's one I did, cheese and pepperoni....

off the smoker:

Sliced and ready to serve with some ribs, pork tenderloin and homemade pineapple salsa:

05-12-2010, 08:56 AM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Super fattie contest No, this isn't the next activity at the Shack Herf. This is something that DARRELL got me thinking about. We have such well developed specialty threads here at the Asylum, but I did not want to clog up "What's in Your Smoker?" with a whole fattie exploration. OK, you know you buy some sausage and roll it out on some wax paper in a pan into roughly the shape of a football field. Then you pile all kinds of crap in the middle and roll it up. Bacon wrap or weave optional. Pop it in the oven or your smoker and wait, drink and smoke. When the bacon is done, the fattie is done. SURE, some wu$$ies use a temp probe. I call that a cheese leak. Here is a thread showing a bunch of entries into a contest at another web forum. Not trying to promote another board, just a good activity. Make em, photograph em, share em. http://www.thesmokering.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=34438

05-12-2010, 08:59 AM	#2
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Super fattie contest I hear my arteries clogging as I sit here! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

05-12-2010, 09:11 AM	#3
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Super fattie contest I am making one up tonight. Photos to follow.

05-12-2010, 09:14 AM	#4
Tripp Pepin Ho of the NorthWest Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tripp Location: Portland, OR Posts: 487 Trading: (5)	Re: Super fattie contest I'll pass __________________ Make sure you visit the chat! Newcomers welcome. Pete_Johnson: Tripp get the ** out of here with that bull** Benchmade. C'mon Son!

05-12-2010, 09:22 AM	#5
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Super fattie contest Wow... this is like a whole sub-culture... I'd never be able to eat one, but it is very interesting! __________________

05-12-2010, 09:29 AM	#6
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Super fattie contest I will have to give it a shot this weekend or so. I got an idea for something. Posted via Mobile Device

05-12-2010, 09:36 AM	#7
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Super fattie contest People it is just Advanced Meat Loaf. And it is good. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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tedrodgerscpa Palmetto State Herf Crew! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ted Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,712 Trading: (87)	Re: Super fattie contest I really loved the 'bacon explosion' at Shack last year. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with! __________________ Everyday I'm shufflin...

05-12-2010, 10:18 AM	#10
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	Re: Super fattie contest Had to take a Lipitor and an antacid after reading this.....LOL

05-12-2010, 10:18 AM	#11
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Super fattie contest I'm glad I make you think of having a fatty, Brad.

05-12-2010, 10:49 AM	#12
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: Super fattie contest I like to roll the bacon on as opposed to the weave, but it is amazing either way. __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

05-12-2010, 11:12 AM	#13
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Super fattie contest I am really anxious to try making one of these -- my wife will probably kill me __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

05-12-2010, 11:32 AM	#14
MortonMilo Blowing smoke Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: R Posts: 215 Trading: (10)	Re: Super fattie contest This...will...change...my...life....

05-12-2010, 01:07 PM	#16
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Super fattie contest I just got everything to put this together tomorrow. It will either be great or gross but I will post up pics when it is all done. Posted via Mobile Device

05-12-2010, 01:32 PM	#18
weak_link The Stranger Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eric Location: SF Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,263 Trading: (1)	Re: Super fattie contest Is this the correct place to talk about Meat Ship construction?

05-12-2010, 02:05 PM	#19
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Super fattie contest I LOVE the weinie Bowsprit. hahahahahahahahaha. That really made me laugh.

05-12-2010, 02:38 PM	#20
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: Super fattie contest Me like-y fatties!...here's one I did, cheese and pepperoni.... off the smoker: Sliced and ready to serve with some ribs, pork tenderloin and homemade pineapple salsa: __________________ Keith