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Dad Jokester Supreme
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VALENTINE'S DAY HOOK-UPS
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. - If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. - If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. - How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
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If Loyd Christmas would have married Marry Swanson you would have Merry Christmas.
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Mila smoked my cigar
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There sure are a lot of necrophiliacs in there!
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Have My Own Room
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lol
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