High Urinals

CBI_2 · 01-28-2010, 09:31 PM

A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local race track,to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,

"You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied.

"I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race."

dunng · 01-28-2010, 09:35 PM

St. Lou Stu · 01-28-2010, 09:42 PM

at which point it became legal.....

kelmac07 · 01-28-2010, 09:43 PM

LOL!!

G G · 01-28-2010, 09:56 PM

woot woot

MedicCook · 01-28-2010, 10:58 PM

cort · 01-28-2010, 11:33 PM

YES!!!!!!!!

Skywalker · 01-29-2010, 02:29 PM

Oh my!!!

Giant & 49er Fan · 01-29-2010, 02:46 PM

Hahhha!

Starscream · 01-30-2010, 06:05 PM

01-28-2010, 09:31 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	High Urinals A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the local race track,to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade." "No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-28-2010, 09:35 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: High Urinals __________________ MassHole Banter

01-28-2010, 09:42 PM	#3
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: High Urinals at which point it became legal..... __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

01-28-2010, 09:43 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: High Urinals LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-28-2010, 09:56 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: High Urinals woot woot

01-28-2010, 10:58 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: High Urinals __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

01-28-2010, 11:33 PM	#7
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: High Urinals YES!!!!!!!!

01-29-2010, 02:29 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: High Urinals Oh my!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-29-2010, 02:46 PM	#9
Giant & 49er Fan Formerly known as RPguy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jaime Location: McCovey Cove! Posts: 1,318 Trading: (35)	Re: High Urinals Hahhha! __________________ "This cigar tastes like the weekend!" - JBoogie

01-30-2010, 06:05 PM	#10
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: High Urinals __________________ Insert quote here.