The Sheer Nightgown

hotreds · 01-24-2010, 12:34 PM

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model
it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin......donations in
lieu of flowers
to the National Association for Retarded Husbands

(NARH).

lightning9191 · 01-24-2010, 04:13 PM

G G · 01-24-2010, 04:45 PM

kelmac07 · 01-24-2010, 07:33 PM

LOL!!

Smokin Gator · 01-24-2010, 07:36 PM

That is awesome... yet disgusting!!!

Skywalker · 01-25-2010, 12:48 AM

Ouch!!!

MedicCook · 01-25-2010, 12:49 AM

The truth hurts everyone.

Vigiles · 01-25-2010, 01:26 PM

lol, nice!

CBI_2 · 01-25-2010, 08:18 PM

Gargoyle · 01-25-2010, 09:13 PM

01-24-2010, 12:34 PM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH). __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

01-24-2010, 04:13 PM	#2
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

01-24-2010, 04:45 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown

01-24-2010, 07:33 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-24-2010, 07:36 PM	#5
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown That is awesome... yet disgusting!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

01-25-2010, 12:48 AM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown Ouch!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-25-2010, 12:49 AM	#7
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown The truth hurts everyone. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

01-25-2010, 01:26 PM	#8
Vigiles Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Garrett Location: VA Posts: 183 Trading: (3)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown lol, nice!

01-25-2010, 08:18 PM	#9
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-25-2010, 09:13 PM	#10
Gargoyle Got Coffee? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Central MA Posts: 389 Trading: (7)	Re: The Sheer Nightgown __________________ Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it. ~Not Your Average Dictionary