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01-09-2010, 07:09 AM | #1 |
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BOTL let me down
Yesterday I wore a frown
Because my BOTL let me down We were to meet for a smoke at 2 but it was 3 before he'd shoe I was very sad and cried a tear and all day I wore a frown Because my BOTL was not around Yesterday my BOTL let me down... Not meeting on time for a smoke at the local tobacconist is one way a BOTL can let you down. What are some others? |
01-09-2010, 07:23 AM | #2 |
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Smoking White Owls after we convinced him to stop ..... I mean the guy had been smoking 'em for years. The problem kept getting worse and his taste buds were pretty much dead. For God's sake his daughter actually saw him eating cardboard with ketchup and saying how great the lasagna tasted!!! No taste buds left.
After we had an intervention and everyone cried and hugged he made promises to stop smoking the taste-bud-killing contraptions and we helped him keep those promises for a while. But three months later I caught him in the basement lighting up a Peach. It broke my heart. He really let me down.
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01-09-2010, 09:55 AM | #6 |
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01-09-2010, 10:23 AM | #7 |
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Put it all in perspective, people...at least Phil didn't write a sad poem from Socky or the Monkey Lamp's perspective.
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01-09-2010, 10:28 AM | #8 |
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my mistake, I thought I was quoting "writing BAD poetry"
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01-15-2010, 10:37 AM | #9 | |
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I'm Phil's inspiration for the poem. I run on Greek time
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01-15-2010, 11:32 AM | #11 |
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01-16-2010, 08:24 AM | #12 |
Opa!!
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I would just l ike the CA world to know that bookman not only did not show up for our weekly herfing on Friday but didn't even have the decency to show up late. I called him and nothing.
He should be banned BURN SOCKY!!!
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01-16-2010, 05:35 PM | #13 | |
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Some people. No respect. |
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