Christmas Decoration

BlackDog · 12-07-2009, 08:33 PM

This was an email I got with the picture and the narrative below. Made me laugh.

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

G G · 12-07-2009, 08:34 PM

Nice.

nayslayer · 12-07-2009, 08:38 PM

thats friggin funny

secretsquirrel · 12-07-2009, 09:02 PM

That is awesome!

Fishbeadtwo · 12-07-2009, 09:04 PM

That there is some funny chit Leroy!

TripleF · 12-07-2009, 09:06 PM

EPIC!!!

CBI_2 · 12-07-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TripleF

EPIC!!!

Wish I had thought to do that.

jmsremax · 12-07-2009, 09:38 PM

awesome.....

kelmac07 · 12-07-2009, 09:48 PM

LOL!!

madwilliamflint · 12-07-2009, 09:50 PM

That man is full of win. HA!

Took me about 5 reads before I realized it's not the ladder that was fake, wondering where the pictures of the awesome display were and wondering where in the story he was going to explain the accident.

I'm really not always that gullible.

Skywalker · 12-08-2009, 03:33 PM

That's friggin' great!!!

jwfish81 · 12-08-2009, 04:09 PM

dunng · 12-08-2009, 05:04 PM

12-07-2009, 08:33 PM	#1
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Christmas Decoration This was an email I got with the picture and the narrative below. Made me laugh. ************************************ "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard." __________________ "We live in the good of this."**

12-07-2009, 08:34 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Christmas Decoration Nice.

12-07-2009, 08:38 PM	#3
nayslayer Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Larry Location: Wallkill, NY Posts: 166 Trading: (0)	Re: Christmas Decoration thats friggin funny

12-07-2009, 09:02 PM	#4
secretsquirrel Yeah so Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: m Location: S.E. Indiana Posts: 128 Trading: (12)	Re: Christmas Decoration That is awesome!

12-07-2009, 09:04 PM	#5
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: Christmas Decoration That there is some funny chit Leroy! __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

12-07-2009, 09:06 PM	#6
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Christmas Decoration EPIC!!! __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

12-07-2009, 09:38 PM	#8
jmsremax Yet another Masshole Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Jon Location: MA Posts: 1,245 Trading: (19)	Re: Christmas Decoration awesome.....

12-07-2009, 09:48 PM	#9
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Christmas Decoration LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-07-2009, 09:50 PM	#10
madwilliamflint Cigar n00b Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Wallkill, NY Posts: 390 Trading: (0)	Re: Christmas Decoration That man is full of win. HA! Took me about 5 reads before I realized it's not the ladder that was fake, wondering where the pictures of the awesome display were and wondering where in the story he was going to explain the accident. I'm really not always that gullible.

12-08-2009, 03:33 PM	#11
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Christmas Decoration That's friggin' great!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-08-2009, 04:09 PM	#12
jwfish81 Just wandering Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: The Ozarks Posts: 97 Trading: (1)	Re: Christmas Decoration __________________ Enjoying the outdoors and a good cigar!

12-08-2009, 05:04 PM	#13
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Christmas Decoration __________________ MassHole Banter