Justice in Milwaukee

BlackDog · 11-12-2009, 06:55 PM

Milwaukee, WI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Milwaukee County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible..

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

DPD6030 · 11-12-2009, 07:00 PM

TripleF · 11-12-2009, 07:27 PM

Was this court in Tampa Bay?

kelmac07 · 11-12-2009, 07:32 PM

Or Buffalo??

replicant_argent · 11-12-2009, 08:09 PM

Warren, I aspirated not only beer, but pizza as well on that one. You owe me.

This was clearly NOT in the jokes section.

Commander Quan · 11-12-2009, 10:30 PM

EXCELLENT

MedicCook · 11-12-2009, 10:54 PM

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BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Justice in Milwaukee Milwaukee, WI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Milwaukee County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the court firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

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