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Old 10-27-2009, 07:20 AM   #1
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:27 AM   #2
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There was a vet and a taxidermist in this part of the world back in the 70's. Right next to each other, same type of sign style...



No slogan, though.
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Old 10-27-2009, 09:32 AM   #3
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Good un.
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:07 PM   #4
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I like it
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Old 10-27-2009, 08:38 PM   #5
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