Mike's Girlfriend

Steve · 10-21-2009, 10:55 AM

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

wrench turner 85 · 10-21-2009, 11:04 AM

dunng · 10-21-2009, 11:58 AM

TripleF · 10-21-2009, 12:03 PM

14holestogie · 10-21-2009, 12:05 PM

I was wondering why Mike was walking so strangely.

G G · 10-21-2009, 12:06 PM

woohoo.

kelmac07 · 10-21-2009, 04:09 PM

LOL!!!

MedicCook · 10-21-2009, 07:08 PM

CBI_2 · 10-21-2009, 08:48 PM

10-21-2009, 10:55 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Mike's Girlfriend After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman. "Is Mike there?" I asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up. When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said. "You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed. "I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-21-2009, 11:04 AM	#2
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10-21-2009, 12:05 PM	#5
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10-21-2009, 04:09 PM	#7
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