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10-20-2009, 11:14 PM | #1 |
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How To Tell Where a Driver is From
One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, Foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: INDIANA.......but, driving in CALIFORNIA. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY. One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, Banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, Throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS. Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, Squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.
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10-20-2009, 11:18 PM | #2 |
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Re: How To Tell Where a Driver is From
Hey the blue hairs are running rampant in AZ too
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10-20-2009, 11:45 PM | #3 |
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Re: How To Tell Where a Driver is From
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10-21-2009, 01:19 AM | #4 |
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Re: How To Tell Where a Driver is From
I'm supposed to keep a hand on the wheel???
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10-21-2009, 12:09 PM | #6 |
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Re: How To Tell Where a Driver is From
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