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Old 10-20-2009, 05:31 AM   #1
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Buying one and get a free camo Palio!
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:58 AM   #2
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now the age old question.... where did I park my car...
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Old 10-20-2009, 09:43 AM   #3
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To heck with the car! Don't drop your camo Palio in that sucker!!!!!
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:14 AM   #4
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Fact: There are 7 Palio Camos sitting on the hood of that car. See if you can find them!
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:53 AM   #5
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Can't see em!

An' I wants me a smoke whilst waiting fer the ol' lady t'get my denture grip in the ol' Wally World....cain't bite the end off cause ma dentures is a slippin, an' ah cain't find them dang cutters!

I opened this pic in Photoshop, adjusted the layers, added a layer mask, changed the opacity and a few other tricks.....can't see em!

couldn't resist....
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:56 AM   #6
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Can't see em!

An' I wants me a smoke whilst waiting fer the ol' lady t'get my denture grip in the ol' Wally World....cain't bite the end off cause ma dentures is a slippin, an' ah cain't find them dang cutters!

I opened this pic in Photoshop, adjusted the layers, added a layer mask, changed the opacity and a few other tricks.....can't see em!

couldn't resist....
LMAO. So you completely took apart this photo in photoshop, but you can remember wear you put your cutter? LOL
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:37 AM   #7
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Yeah....

What's that old saying about idle hands make the devil's work?

Actually, as I was working thru the photo, and got to the lower right corner.....

Well......

We could make this a Name that State.

I.e. Four guys get out all dressed in camo, open the hood and the bug becomes a pop-up camper, complete with beers, grill, guns/bows and ****......Northern Michigan!
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:40 PM   #8
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Buying one and get a free camo Palio!
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Old 10-20-2009, 12:45 PM   #9
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Not going to buy. Doesn't come with either a gun rack or antlers on the hood.
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:19 PM   #10
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Does this come with the standard Palio warranty/guarentee? If so I am intrested.

Where is the BOTL symbol looks like it fell offer better take it back
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Old 10-20-2009, 01:59 PM   #11
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I'd pass on this purchase if you live in an area frequented by Jersey hunters.
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Old 10-23-2009, 08:23 PM   #12
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Fact: There are 7 Palio Camos sitting on the hood of that car. See if you can find them!
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