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Old 10-15-2009, 03:08 PM   #1
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A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. She then hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, 'I guess all those f **king lessons I took over the winter didn't help.'

One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
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Old 10-19-2009, 09:37 PM   #3
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:21 AM   #5
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On Another Note: (True Story!) Two Of My Golfing Buddies were playing when a golf cart comes back toward them on the tee box. The two guys on the cart said, "We're Quitting, They're Givin F****NG Lessons Down There!" My Two Buddies Replied, "Let's Go Sign Up"!
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