Redneck Medical Dictionary

Giant & 49er Fan · 09-28-2009, 12:20 PM

Artery = The study of art

Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria

Barium = What you do when someone dies

Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Dilate = Live long

Hang Nail = Coat hook

Impotent = Distingquished and well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates

Node = Was aware of

Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis

Postoperative = Mail carrier

Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery

Seizure = A Roman emperor

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = An additional pair

Urine = Opposite of you're out

Varicose = Nearby

Vein = Conceited

G G · 09-28-2009, 12:29 PM

kelmac07 · 09-28-2009, 01:18 PM

Good chit!!

TheTraveler · 09-28-2009, 01:32 PM

That's funny there ... hey, wait a dang minute!!!

j/k

Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)

Steve · 09-28-2009, 04:24 PM

markem · 09-28-2009, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler

Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)

The famous last words are really, "Hey Bubba, hold ma beer"

joetownhound · 09-28-2009, 09:46 PM

Now that there funny I don't care who you are.

09-28-2009, 12:20 PM	#1
Giant & 49er Fan Formerly known as RPguy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jaime Location: McCovey Cove! Posts: 1,318 Trading: (35)	Redneck Medical Dictionary Artery = The study of art Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria Barium = What you do when someone dies Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome Cauterize = Made eye contact with her Dilate = Live long Hang Nail = Coat hook Impotent = Distingquished and well known Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work Morbid = A higher offer Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates Node = Was aware of Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis Postoperative = Mail carrier Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery Seizure = A Roman emperor Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport Tumor = An additional pair Urine = Opposite of you're out Varicose = Nearby Vein = Conceited __________________ "This cigar tastes like the weekend!" - JBoogie

09-28-2009, 12:29 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary

09-28-2009, 01:18 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary Good chit!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-28-2009, 01:32 PM	#4
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary That's funny there ... hey, wait a dang minute!!! j/k Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think) __________________ "My life is my own."

09-28-2009, 04:24 PM	#5
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-28-2009, 09:46 PM	#7
joetownhound EYH Survivor Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dennis Location: Tampa FL Posts: 380 Trading: (18)	Re: Redneck Medical Dictionary Now that there funny I don't care who you are. __________________ "The tree of freedom must be nurtured from time to time with the blood of its patriots" -Thomas Jefferson