Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex

09-20-2009, 06:01 AM

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

09-20-2009, 07:20 AM

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother

Jimbo14 · 09-20-2009, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother

lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.

09-20-2009, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbo14

lol or maybe your just not smoking the 'good stuff' Resipsa.

Nice thread Adam, very funny read.

lol thank you

goalie204 · 09-20-2009, 09:02 AM

lol Adam

09-20-2009, 09:13 AM

Funee

Starscream · 09-20-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother

Or maybe he's married.

09-21-2009, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Or maybe he's married.

lol man i allmost was lol

DonniePaul · 09-21-2009, 02:07 PM

Funny list man!

IBQTEE1 · 09-21-2009, 02:28 PM

I think you just haven't found the right woman.

GKitty · 09-21-2009, 02:42 PM

Funny stuff, Adam!!

Good thing it is possible to have both.

A lil Kipling for those who haven't seen it: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18455

Mugen910 · 09-21-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa

If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother

Mugen910 · 09-21-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Or maybe he's married.

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Originally Posted by adampc22

lol man i allmost was lol

Did he change his mind Adam?

MedicCook · 09-21-2009, 03:06 PM

09-21-2009, 03:13 PM

This Thread=Blasphemy

09-20-2009, 06:01 AM	#1
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex • You can GET cigars. • You can safely have cigars while you are driving. • You can make cigars last as long as you want them to. • You can have cigars even in front of your mother. • Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names. • The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars. • You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. • You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped. • With cigars there's no need to fake it. • Cigars don't make you pregnant. • You can have cigars at any time of the month. • Good cigars are easy to find. • You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle. • When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake • With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!

09-20-2009, 07:20 AM	#2
Resipsa Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex If you think cigars are better than sex then u just aren't doing t right brother

09-20-2009, 09:02 AM	#5
goalie204 Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Myles Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,659 Trading: (12)	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex lol Adam

09-20-2009, 09:13 AM	#6
dentonparrots Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex Funee

09-21-2009, 02:07 PM	#9
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex Funny list man! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-21-2009, 02:28 PM	#10
IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex I think you just haven't found the right woman. __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!

09-21-2009, 02:42 PM	#11
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex Funny stuff, Adam!! Good thing it is possible to have both. A lil Kipling for those who haven't seen it: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18455 __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

09-21-2009, 03:06 PM	#14
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

09-21-2009, 03:13 PM	#15
dogface_313 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Reasons Why Cigars Are Better Than Sex This Thread=Blasphemy