funny story...

JJG · 09-19-2009, 12:15 PM

Coffee gives me an upset stomach, so instead I drink a sugarfree Redbull in the mornings. I try remember to buy it at the grocery store but often times I'll walk to the convenience store around the corner from my house.

so last week I'd been stopping in to the store every morning for probably 4-5 days in a row. The guy that runs the store usually isn't much for small talk but finally he decides to ask me about the Redbull.

"you like the Redbull eh? it works?"

I wasn't sure exactly what he meant by "works" but I politely nod. then he drops the bombshell,

"so, it's for sex right?"

This guy had seen me buy probably 100 Redbulls since I moved into this place, sometimes twice a day, and the whole time he must have been thinking I was some kind of sex maniac.

well, when I finally stopped laughing, I explained to him that no, it's just like coffee but with B vitamins and such.

I still can't walk in there without cracking a smile.

09-19-2009, 12:22 PM

hahah, thats hilarious!! you should have told him YES!!! its for mike awk!! and sex

kelmac07 · 09-19-2009, 12:30 PM

You nympho you!!

markem · 09-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Takes the taste of the cialis out of my mouth.

Tazziedevil · 09-20-2009, 09:28 PM

Why sugar free?

skullnrose · 09-20-2009, 09:35 PM

Funny Story !

I drank those before I discovered The Lo-Carb Monster drink.

JJG · 09-20-2009, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazziedevil

Why sugar free?

Those things have a ton of sugar. not good for a sensitive stomach in the mornings either.

09-20-2009, 11:19 PM

"You offerin big boy?"

09-19-2009, 12:15 PM	#1
JJG Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: Houston Posts: 1,260 Trading: (4)	funny story... Coffee gives me an upset stomach, so instead I drink a sugarfree Redbull in the mornings. I try remember to buy it at the grocery store but often times I'll walk to the convenience store around the corner from my house. so last week I'd been stopping in to the store every morning for probably 4-5 days in a row. The guy that runs the store usually isn't much for small talk but finally he decides to ask me about the Redbull. "you like the Redbull eh? it works?" I wasn't sure exactly what he meant by "works" but I politely nod. then he drops the bombshell, "so, it's for sex right?" This guy had seen me buy probably 100 Redbulls since I moved into this place, sometimes twice a day, and the whole time he must have been thinking I was some kind of sex maniac. well, when I finally stopped laughing, I explained to him that no, it's just like coffee but with B vitamins and such. I still can't walk in there without cracking a smile.

09-19-2009, 12:22 PM	#2
Red Guest Posts: n/a	Re: funny story... hahah, thats hilarious!! you should have told him YES!!! its for mike awk!! and sex

09-19-2009, 12:30 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: funny story... You nympho you!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-19-2009, 12:36 PM	#4
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09-20-2009, 09:28 PM	#5
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09-20-2009, 09:35 PM	#6
skullnrose Ashes,ashes,all fall down Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott Posts: 799 Trading: (16)	Re: funny story... Funny Story ! I drank those before I discovered The Lo-Carb Monster drink. __________________

09-20-2009, 11:19 PM	#8
Slavac Guest Posts: n/a	Re: funny story... "You offerin big boy?"