The funeral

09-18-2009, 10:23 AM

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash.

Behind her were 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, ‘I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?’

The woman replied, ‘Well, that first hearse is for my husband,’

‘What happened to him?’

The woman replied, ‘My dog attacked and killed him.’

She inquired further, ‘Well who is in the second hearse?’

‘His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her.’

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women.

‘Can I borrow the dog?’

‘Get in line.’

Old Sailor · 09-18-2009, 10:25 AM

G G · 09-18-2009, 10:38 AM

Now that is funny.

kelmac07 · 09-18-2009, 10:50 AM

Good one!!!

Steve · 09-18-2009, 10:52 AM

CasaDooley · 09-18-2009, 01:00 PM

"get in line" Funny

09-18-2009, 10:23 AM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	The funeral A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, ‘I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?’ The woman replied, ‘Well, that first hearse is for my husband,’ ‘What happened to him?’ The woman replied, ‘My dog attacked and killed him.’ She inquired further, ‘Well who is in the second hearse?’ ‘His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her.’ A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. ‘Can I borrow the dog?’ ‘Get in line.’

09-18-2009, 10:25 AM	#2
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,198 Trading: (22)	Re: The funeral __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

09-18-2009, 10:38 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,723 Trading: (10)	Re: The funeral Now that is funny.

09-18-2009, 10:50 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The funeral Good one!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-18-2009, 10:52 AM	#5
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: The funeral __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-18-2009, 01:00 PM	#6
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: The funeral "get in line" Funny __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*