Stop me if you've heard this one

DonniePaul · 09-04-2009, 08:47 AM

What did the Buddhist say to the Hotdog Vendor?

Make me one with everything.

09-04-2009, 09:23 AM

i dont get it

icehog3 · 09-04-2009, 03:39 PM

Starscream · 09-04-2009, 07:43 PM

Took me a sec, but nice!

DMK · 09-04-2009, 08:07 PM

You forgot the rest of the joke...

The monk pays for his "one with everything" with a ten dollar bill and holds out his hand and say "change?" to which the vendor replies "change comes from within"

DonniePaul · 09-05-2009, 08:17 PM

I had not heard the second part.

I'm glad someone heard it/Liked it.

O-well. they can't all be good!

Emjaysmash · 09-05-2009, 08:51 PM

LMAO

I like this one

09-05-2009, 09:00 PM

Took me a whole minute... But I like !!!

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09-04-2009, 08:47 AM	#1
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Stop me if you've heard this one What did the Buddhist say to the Hotdog Vendor? Make me one with everything. __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-04-2009, 09:23 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one i dont get it

09-04-2009, 03:39 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

09-04-2009, 07:43 PM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one Took me a sec, but nice! __________________ Insert quote here.

09-04-2009, 08:07 PM	#5
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one You forgot the rest of the joke... The monk pays for his "one with everything" with a ten dollar bill and holds out his hand and say "change?" to which the vendor replies "change comes from within" __________________ Darryl, SOB...

09-05-2009, 08:17 PM	#6
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one I had not heard the second part. I'm glad someone heard it/Liked it. O-well. they can't all be good! __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-05-2009, 08:51 PM	#7
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one LMAO I like this one __________________

09-05-2009, 09:00 PM	#8
dubnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Stop me if you've heard this one Took me a whole minute... But I like !!! l l l