Diagnosing old men

markem · 08-25-2009, 01:02 PM

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him:
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was GAS.........But I was wrong, too!"

08-25-2009, 01:20 PM

TheTraveler · 08-25-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

What's wrong Tobii ?

That was a funny one ... I hadn't heard that one before.

G G · 08-25-2009, 01:46 PM

haha.

BFallehy · 08-25-2009, 02:09 PM

that was great.

DMK · 08-25-2009, 02:17 PM

the only thing worse than 'thinking' is 'ass'uming....

GoodFella · 08-25-2009, 03:10 PM

i have a brokin heart
cus i thought i had to fart
now i must go
beause i just shart

kelmac07 · 08-25-2009, 03:52 PM

Good one!!

Steve · 08-27-2009, 10:46 AM

08-25-2009, 01:02 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Diagnosing old men Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him: "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought....... But you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS.........But I was wrong, too!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-25-2009, 01:20 PM	#2
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08-25-2009, 01:46 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Diagnosing old men haha.

08-25-2009, 02:09 PM	#5
BFallehy Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Brian Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 587 Trading: (12)	Re: Diagnosing old men that was great.

08-25-2009, 02:17 PM	#6
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: Diagnosing old men the only thing worse than 'thinking' is 'ass'uming.... __________________ Darryl, SOB...

08-25-2009, 03:10 PM	#7
GoodFella out to sea Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SC2FL Posts: 588 Trading: (7)	Re: Diagnosing old men i have a brokin heart cus i thought i had to fart now i must go beause i just shart __________________

08-25-2009, 03:52 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Diagnosing old men Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-27-2009, 10:46 AM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Diagnosing old men __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide