fifty dollars

stevieray · 06-24-2009, 04:28 PM

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Barteur · 06-24-2009, 04:49 PM

karmaz00 · 06-24-2009, 08:18 PM

lol

Wolfgang · 06-24-2009, 08:21 PM

Love this joke. Told the family and they liked it too.

themoneycollector · 06-24-2009, 08:25 PM

hehe, it comes back around

skullnrose · 06-24-2009, 08:26 PM

I laughed. TY

ucla695 · 06-24-2009, 08:28 PM

dunng · 06-25-2009, 06:16 AM

groogs · 06-25-2009, 01:59 PM

I am telling my wife that one as soon as I get home.

yourchoice · 06-25-2009, 02:01 PM

Good one!

Wolfgang · 06-25-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by groogs

I am telling my wife that one as soon as I get home.

Gont be getting in trouble now, you are a valuable member of this forum. (I think)

Mugen910 · 06-25-2009, 03:02 PM

06-24-2009, 04:28 PM	#1
stevieray Just slacking off Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: CT Posts: 721 Trading: (42)	fifty dollars Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' __________________

06-24-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
Barteur Golf is life Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Eric Location: Montreal Posts: 724 Trading: (18)	Re: fifty dollars __________________

06-24-2009, 08:18 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: fifty dollars lol __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

06-24-2009, 08:21 PM	#4
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: fifty dollars Love this joke. Told the family and they liked it too. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

06-24-2009, 08:25 PM	#5
themoneycollector Nicotiana Tabacum Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hill AFB, UT Posts: 1,258 Trading: (108)	Re: fifty dollars hehe, it comes back around

06-24-2009, 08:26 PM	#6
skullnrose Ashes,ashes,all fall down Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott Posts: 799 Trading: (16)	Re: fifty dollars I laughed. TY __________________

06-24-2009, 08:28 PM	#7
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: fifty dollars

06-25-2009, 06:16 AM	#8
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: fifty dollars __________________ MassHole Banter

06-25-2009, 01:59 PM	#9
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: fifty dollars I am telling my wife that one as soon as I get home.

06-25-2009, 02:01 PM	#10
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,083 Trading: (36)	Re: fifty dollars Good one!

06-25-2009, 03:02 PM	#12
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: fifty dollars __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.